SHOCKING: The Name Ethan Comes From The Definition Of Diarrhea *
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Scientists recently released some incredible but weird news on the Hebrew name 'Ethan'.
Dr. Mongualsken says: This afternoon, our scientists were on break for a little bit, and having a bit of fun with the substance 'Diarrhea', they were testing some random names and came across the name 'Ethan', and well they tested a boy with the name 'Ethan', and linked Diarrhea with his blood with a thin needle, then asked the 13 yr old to drink molasses by itself to clear the results, and so he did, and we tested, and the results said he had a Big Butt!
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