The Perfect Donut Heist

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On Friday October 21, A suspect: A Harper Woods Woman 5'4", Precious size weight, walked into a 7 Eleven store than proceeded to walk down the chip aisle. "She stopped looked at the chips than looked at the donuts, thats when i looked down and seen her smelling the donut stand" said, Manager, Hidu Jabar. Thats when the suspect finally decided to withdraw a small garbage bag. She proceeded to empty each tray containg $20 of crispy creme donuts into the bag. Thats when Employee SaWho Tallalala tried to apprehend her. "She was so big, so fast, when she was running for door, I try(ied) to jump in front of her to stop her. She was just charging full speed like hungry vicious animal. Thats when i jump back out way because I actually thought i was about to get trampled or...in my country how do you say umm stamped! All i was thinking about, lion king. Like how Simba father felt", explained SaWho Tallalala. 2 hours later around 9 p.m the suspect entered Dunkin' Donuts, jolted behind the counter with the same black bag as the first heist, making away with as much as $200 worth of donuts anybody with information please call Harper Woods Police

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