Youth Wanted For Smoking Fake Cigerattes.
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Antonia Bergman, of Whitefield, is wanted for creating a nasty smell which is polluting the borough of Bury wherever she goes. The cause of this nostril burning smell is the fake cigerettes, £3 a packet Regals. Bergman smokes 60 of these cigerettes a day and has created a stench so bad, all the animals in the area have dropped dead simultaneously and food grown in the area has died. As seen in the picture above, the smell of fake cigerettes and disappointment that follows her around is so nad it even knocks her unconscious from time to time. Full body suits and gas masks are being distributed as the smell that follows this girl around shrivels your insides. Bergman can be spotted in Bury Interchange, Kay Gardens or hanging around outside Food Store fiending for these £3 Camel cigerettes. If any member of the public has it in their heart to take this teen home and give her a full shower and a packet of real cigs, the community will be grateful.
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