AMBER ALERT
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ASIAN?
"We're all perplexed by his disappearance. Usually, only his most important belongings go missing. He's never actually lost himself!" A close friend of Hansen, 21, told reporters.
Hansen was last seen going into bathroom stall of Blarney's Pub & Grill.
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