Man searches for long lost lover
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My Phillip Mcracken of widehole is searching for the mysterious princess that he refes to as "mad yin" Mad yin was last spotted jumping about at dowies after her 3rd glass of pre workout. He quotes "the way he eyes were wide I knew she loved bench pressing as much as me!" It was love at first sight, please help me Mcracken find the love of his life!
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