The Burger Bandit
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In the late hours of Wednesday evening Mr Curtis Pickle Almond was picked up by local Police scoping out a vehicle belonging to one of the local ROSA founders (Residents Of Sunnyhurst Association). The complaint that luckily brought this scum to justice was one of many made by the local bitter drinking drivlers.
Almond started the obsession with throwing fast food at locals cars when he ordered a pizza to the wrong house which infuriated him. In an interview Almond said "I thought I was at my mums when I was actually at my Grandmas, my step dad ate my pizza so I pattied his car, this is where this all started, I have no regrets"
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