Local Mom Overdoses at Playground

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Faye Castillo was rushed to the hospital from Glen Alla Park Friday morning after she overdosed on Love while playing with her 20 month old daughter. Witnesses say she was already acting strangely when she arrived --intermittent bursts of laughter, uncontrollable smiling and speaking in a high pitched baby voice. A mother swinging her child next to Castillo and her daughter said, "I could already tell she was high on Love as soon as I saw her. Looked like she was pushed over the edge when her baby kissed her and said "Mamu." Apparently "mamu" is baby talk for "I love you" and was her last dose of Love before the unfortunate swooning incident.

Sources close to Castillo say that she is a known Love Junkie and that that her fiancé, Jim Embrescia is to blame --often supplying her with affection, gifts, & other forms of love. Authorities say Embrescia will likely be held responsible for the incident but they haven't ruled out the possibility of friends and extended family playing a role.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Faye Castillo and hope she makes a full recovery. And if she doesn't make it, we'll, what a way to go!

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