YouTube Gamer's Sons Receive Awards for Attending Buddhist Camp

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From left to right: Ryan Onionizuka Schippel, Brannen Brannith Michael Bores, and Thomas Michael Skeleton.
Chris Bores, 38, is a gamer, hardcore Buddhist Chanter, and die-hard Skylanders enthusiast. Bores sent his four sons (Johnathan Eggy Weggy Rockenheimer, one of Chris' sons who attended Camp is not shown in the picture) to Buddhist Camp: A Summer camp in the Northeastern Pennsylvania area founded by Vice President of the Buddhist Council of Lackawanna County, Alan Cicco. Bores' sons have been attending the camp for the past three years. They all go to Buddhist Camp to complete their Buddhist Education at Bores School, Dunmore, Pennsylvania. Chris' sons have each received the "Buddah's Praise" award, a reward given out to only the most hardcore Buddhists. Bores told us a little about the steps it takes to achieve this honor: "In 2008 I was in the top 50 most subscribed YouTube channels. Also subscribe to my channel: Irategamer. I wrote a book called "Pursuit of the Paranormal." I am an expert ghost hunter." After getting Bores back on track, he had this to say: "What a bunch of ass-burgers with a side of diarrhea dick fries with cow urine for a dipping sauce and a side of Brannen waffles for breakfast and a bit of eggs as well!" Chris did not comment afterwards.

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