Local Harrah man arrested after a 9 year manhunt

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Local Harrah man -38 year old Justin Winstead finally arrested Thursday night while his wife recovered in a near by hospital! Justin Winstead is charged with selfishness and cruelty and misquoting bible verses. His wife had been rushed to the hospital earlier on Thursday with high blood pressure that was brought on by Justin's accusations of dirty laundry, milk and lazy kids. When asked if any of that mattered in the end and an update on his wife's condition, Justin was thanked the informer for the information failing to ask if her location, diagnosis or when and if she would be released and then he was said to have misquoted scripture to benefit himself and selfishly went hunting - leaving behind the children that wanted to visit their mother in the hospital. Sources say Mrs Winstead will not be filing charges because his cute face is the only thing saving him. However the children will continue to be disappointed in their fathers behavior and have vowed to stay home to take care of their mother and sabotage Mr Winsteads next hunting trip. Donations are being requested in lieu of flowers to cover Mrs Winsteads medical expenses, apparently Justin bought a new black powder rifle and 10 bags of corn while the children paid for their own pizza while their mother was hospitalized.

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