Local Harrah man arrested after a 9 year manhunt comes to an end!

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Local Harrah man, 38 year old Justin Winstead was finally arrested after his lovely kind and forgiving wife finally snapped. As she lay recovering in a nearby hospital from a high blood pressure episode she encountered earlier that day at work, sources say Justin was seen coming out of the woods around sunset. Mr Winstead is being charged with selfishness, cruelty and misquoting bible verses to fit his needs. Mrs Winstead declined interviews but did say the fact that he is cute is the only thing saving him and the reason she will not be pressing charges. She states she will stand by her selfish husband, although the state has picked up the charges. Sources say that when he was informed of his wife's health scare he thanked the informant for the update but at no time asked which hospital, diagnosis or if she was going to be ok or released today. He mumbled some bible verse referencing lazy kids, milk and divorce. When authorities finally located him, it was discovered that he had gone hunting upon the discovering of his wife's illness. His children have been very supportive of their mother and not left her side. They confirm that they are disappointed in their fathers selfishness and plan to sabotage his next hunting adventure. The youngest Colby specifically asked to be taken to his mothers hospital room and was declined being told "no going hunt she will eventually be home!" The family has asked that in lieu of flowers - donations be made in Beth's name to cover medical expenses, as Justin purchased a new black powder rifle and 10 bags of deer corn while the children counted their change to buy a pizza for dinner while their mother lay helpless in the hospital unable to provide for them.

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