SOUTHEAST COLUMBUS ONGOING SWAT SITUATUON
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Columbus police are on the scene of a barricade situation on the south east side of Columbus where authorities say Michael scarberry has barricaded himself inside of his house around 3 p.m. today. Michael is wanted on five counts of aggravated cock-sucking with intent to swallow the evidence and two counts of felonious butthole battery. Three weeks ago The Columbus Dispatch reported that victim Craig Wamsley was at his home in the South End of Columbus when Michael approached and offered to "suck for a buck". When Craig refused the offer Michael became aggressive and forced Mr. Wamsley into a garage and took advantage of him. Mr. Wamsley has went on record stating that it was the best and worst time of his life all at the same time.
Police say Michael is requesting 5 dildos a gallon of KY Jelly and a portrait of Mr. Wamsley nude and he will flee the country once he receives these items and nobody will ever hear from him again. We will have updates as they come in.
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