Ryan Fisher prepared to take on role as new Dean of Students at Holy Cross High School

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Ryan Fisher, Holy Cross graduate, is ready to become the new Dean of Students at Holy Cross. The rumours first started speculating when several faculty members and students started calling him "Mr. Fisher". Many people question how Ryan was able to get this job at the age of only 18. "In high school, I had the oppurtunity to spend a lot of time in the Dean's office, so I was able to understand a lot about the job and tasks associated with the position." claimed Ryan. He told reporters that Mr. Marchese, a retired boxer who is now a history teacher at Holy Cross, will have Ryan's endorsement to run as president in 2020. There are also going to be a few changes involving pay raise, and legendary and well known inspiration Mrs. Polk will take on new role as principal. Holy Cross will have a new alma matter, known as "JuJu on that Beat" where students would participate singing and dancing to this song after school gatherings. "I'm also worried about our air conditioning problem." he said. "Watching students struggle to stay alive everyday during extreme hot weather conditions was terrible. I sometimes felt like I was on one of those in the arms of an angel commercials watching students wipe their tears and sweat away while trying to focus in class" he added. He believes he can make Holy Cross a better place and he plans on becoming a big influence on student's lives. Ryan is expected to start as early as 2017.

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