Jacksonville couple gets a different kind of Halloween scare
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Paramedics were called Friday night to the home of Hugo Auguilar and life partner Chris Moniot. The couple was engaging in there favorite sexual pastime called "gerbaling" when the string attached to the rodents tail slipped off still inserted in Aguilar's rectum. Moniot quoted "we never thought this would happen to us". The rodent quickly squirmed up and became lodged in Hugo's lower colon. The couple being veteran gerbalers knew that had to act fast and called 911. Paramedics quickly arrived and were able to remove the rodent. Paramedic Kim Huffman went on record saying " because Hugo's anal opening had been stretched so often removing the rodent was a breeze". They were however unable to save the couples pet gerbal Mr. Browneyes. Sources close to the couple ask for privacy as they heal from their loss.
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