Hillary Clinton reaches out to southern voters

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With less than two weeks before election day and the recent reopening of the FBI investigation the Clinton campaign is taking a play from the University of Tennessee's playbook. They are in essence attempting their own Hail Mary of sorts. In an effort to reign in the last few undecided voters in Tennessee and the half of non-deplorable Trump voters Hillary Clinton will be holding her final town hall meeting in McKenzie, Tennessee located between the metropolitan areas of Nashville and Memphis at Bethel University on November 3 at 6:30 PM. According to sources inside the Clinton campaign she will be discussing how her rural economic agenda will benefit rural communities across the nation, those like McKenzie. There are a limited number of tickets available for this intimate event and can be reserved by contacting the Bethel University ticket office. Sources close to the campaign say that her appearance is likely to draw thousands of people into the small town, but state that the influx of people attending the town hall meeting will only be dwarfed by the number of rural American jobs that Clinton's plan will create. Clinton is scheduled to take a private tour of the Bethel University campus at 4:00 PM to celebrate the 175 years of higher education. Hillary Clinton has already pledged education reform in order to help ensure more students than ever are able to reach their full potential and achieve a post secondary degree. After the town hall meeting on the 3rd Clinton will be off to Aurora, Nebraska to host a similar event focusing on rural access to health care.

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