Wanted Columbus woman may have have explosive diarrhea
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An unidentified Columbus woman, has been reported going to various shopping malls and spreading fecal matter throughout department stores. This woman was last seen at Macy's using the pooping inside of a Michael Kors purse. The reported cases of pink eye in Columbus has grown to 229 affected individuals. If you or anyone knows this woman, please contact crime stoppers at 614-430-4829. $500 Reward is being offered.
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