Lansing Music Teacher Arrested for Familial Neglect, Currently Under FBI Investigation
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Ethan J. Ivey of Lansing, IA was put into police custody late Friday night after evidence of familial neglect. Local authorities were made aware of the situation following the evidence of the week prior. According to witnesses, Ivey was found playing Mount and Blade: Warband 6 out of the 7 days of the week while neglecting his brother, Caleb L. Ivey of Plainfield, IL. The situation is said to have gotten out of control when Ethan forgot his plans to join his brother in playing Terraria, a game known for being "a land of adventure! A land of mystery! A land that's yours to shape, defend, and enjoy". Experts say that there is definite proof of ill intent, and the law of brotherhood will show no mercy. Ethan is to appear in Oovoo court following what is supposed to be his "last" session of Mount and Blade this Saturday 10/29/16 at 5 pm.
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