Baltimore man charged with Burglary, Petty theft, and Conspiracy.

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Reports say that a Baltimore man, Anthony Tyson,20, has been charged with Burglary first-degree, Petty theft, and conspiracy. Eye-witnesses say they saw a "big" man trying to squeeze his body through a small "doggy-door". As Anne Arundle co. Police arrive on the scene they described the situation as "very unusual". Ofc. Moore of Anne Arundle police department says he could "smell the suspicion" as he said it was "not the usual". As officers entered the home they heard one individual laughing in joy as he repeated the phrase "Hit the jackpot" over an over again from what sounded to be coming from an upstairs bedroom. As officers went upstairs they saw Tyson waving a pair of women's underwear in front of his face. Officers immediately questioned him as he instantly replied "I'm sniffin the hell out these jawnts". Officers took him into custody. While arriving to Anne Arundle co. Police department, Tyson quickly said "y'all can't catch me , I'm going to do it again... I'm addicted to turn up" followed by "I'm locked up they won't let me out, let me out". Tysons where abouts are said to be living home free, after paying a fine of $27.63 and will appear in court as well, and is now living with family.



If you have any information on this investigation, or in Anthony Tyson, please call 410-777-2222


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