Chicago man arrested for slapping multiple random women, "because bitches play too much!"

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A 42 year old man, was arrested for slapping over 30 different women on Friday night. He said "I had a bad day at work, and was just tired of these hoes playin all the time." The suspect, Robert Dinkens, told police he had been getting the "run around" from ladies he knew. Dinkens then went to a local liquor store, in his neighborhood, on 79th St., and Ashland Ave., on Chicago's south side. After purchasing and drinking a fifth of Hennesey, and other liquor, Dinkens said he ran into a lady who had told him earlier she could not attend the date he invited her to, due to a funeral she had to attend. But, when he saw her, she was with another lady, apparently heading to a night club. That is when eye witnesses say Dinkens "snapped." He was seen arguing with her, and her friend, before finally slapping them both. He then went on to slap other people while yelling "I'm tired a you bitches playin!" repeatedly. The suspect continued to slap any woman he saw on the block, until police showed up to take him into custody. No further details have been released on what charges he faces, as well as to whether he is eligible for bond.

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