Local Portage Man Gets Genitals Caught in Neighbors Jack-o-Lantern!
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Local Portage man takes pumpkin to pound town. Balls deep and nowhere to go. Caught running through the neighborhood with a gourd attached to his girth, Austin Sandoval will never have blue balls again.
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