Local Man Touching Kids
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Local Man Named "Dano Doyle" or known to the boys as "Fat Crack" has been arrested last night as Garda had suspicions that he was touching little boys (Ages 2-8). When Garda questioned him about it he said he had never touched a boy , only a little girl by the name of "Madeleine McCann". Garda then let him go empty handed . The lads over at RTE ask the Garda why they had left "Fat Crack" go , this is what they said "we couldn't really find proof that he was touching little boys , yea he admitted to touching Madeleine McCann but fuck it I touched her aswell she's a little gee bag anyways".
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