Dublin man arrested for making kid touch his "FLOP" at poker tournament

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James "Pidge" McMahon was arrested today following and alleged sexual assault. The poker tournament which was been played in the city centre's George pub. When Mr pigeon played his very first hand in the 80 euro entry IPO Irish qualifier. He met a younger gentleman who we can not name because James's aunty and uncle have high ranking jobs with the po po and will shut this media outlet down. It is believed that james was knocked out on the very first hand because he was pot committed to his bluff, when to everyone's bemusement he stuck around. We got an exclusive interview with the boy who said " That fish is shit he got knocked out first hand with 5 2 of suit he's a moron then he says to me here I called your flop you gonna call mine said what da fook does that mean" Mr little boy then went on in detail about how he was forced upon " I gave it a an owl touch and a sneaky pull it was nothing special so then at the break I went the Jax and there he was in the nip touching a biscuit. This was all steaming live on the internet through SPIKE TV there was 10's of people from all over the world watching. Mr pigeon has 186 previous convictions for sexual assault the lastest been just 18 hours before this when he gaged and fingered a young teenage girl who shockingly is his friends sister. James is due in court Tuesday were he will likely get bail because of his high ranking aunt and uncle and his tendencys to snitch.

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