BREAKING NEWS: Jersey teenager facing 7 years in prison
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Eoin Lynam, also known as the Irish legend was charged for for theft and assault last this morning at 2 am. The teen was caught trying to steal Guinness at his local bevery. When he was caught by the shop owner he attacked the innocent man. By the time police got to the seen he had consumed 24 litres of Guiness. Police this is all a joke and the irish legend is only recovering from his holiday in barbs.
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