Young 'straight' man, aged 18 sucumbs to dildo stuck in arse situation. male taken to crosshouse university hospital.

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A young male, residing in kilmarnock scotland has found himself at the wrong side of the stick, or should we say dildo. The male, who remains annonomous found himself in a sticky situation when the sex toy he was usuing became lodged inside him. Paniking, he called down stairs to his mother 'jeminma aged 47' who then dialed NHS24. He was later seen at crosshouse university hospital by senior Dr itsinmabum. The toy was surgically removed. His girlfriend is not happy.

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