Ashford man wanted in connection with a string of disturbing acts carried out on cats
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26 year old wilesborough resident Luke Hazlewood, is wanted in connection with a string of offences carried out on domesticated cats! I is beleived Hazlewood lured the cats away from there homes with cat nip and treats then once in a secluded place made his move on the poor defencless felines! It is beleived that Hazlewood may have fingered atleast a dozen cats bum holes and maybe just rubbed many more! IF YOU SEE THIS MAN BY YOUR HOUSE AND YOU OWN A CAT PLEASE BE AWARE! YOUR CAT COULD GET FINGERED
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