Lauren the fork theif
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Lauren Morris aged 19 has gone into ystrad Myach hospital and completely raided all the forks in the main canteen, now she's gone on a rampage thinking she's bean on the fork woman, police want her in for questioning, she is a threat to all civilians as she's terrorising the whole of Pengam area with her bean on the fork, she also glows in the dark a bit like a traffic cone... Ring 999 if seen.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.