Minnesota man arrested for murdering woman with rancid breath!
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Last night around 2am, Minnesota resident Lawrence Thompson walked up to an unsuspecting woman asking if she had change for a nickel. The woman immediately began feeling queasy as she got a wiff of his breath and began to tell Mr. Thompson to go away. Lawrence didn't respect her wishes and continued harassing the defenseless woman. Witnesses say they could not help the woman because Thompson's breath was a lethal weapon that night. Bystanders caught a wiff of it and immediately called the authorities but by the time they got there it was too late, as Mr. Thompson had went too far by using words with "H" in them which gave his weaponry accelerated projectile. The woman then collapsed and went into cardiac arrest where she later died. Police in hazmat suits later arrived to the scene and arrested Lawrence using handcuffs, mouth wash, and duct tape. Charges are being placed on Lawrence and will be further updated come his following court date.
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