Teen jumped, stabbed & shot

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A Hartford teen, Gary Jermaine Miller, caught lacking on the corner of Albany avenue and Center st. Witnesses say he was caught saying "Cowboys 2019" whatever the fuck that means. He was rocking a Dez Bryant jersey to the fullest. They also say 4 teens pulled Gary out of an Acura, wearing Eagles jerseys. One witness recognize one of the victims as, Fadil Gobeljic, If you have any information on this crime or spot Fadil, Give is a call at (800)787-WANTED. Let's get these musty motherfuckers off the streets.

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