Bridlington Man drills penis

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A local man from bridlington,mr carl southern who works at carnaby caravans somehow drilled his own penis with a millwake cordless drill,when he arrived at hospital he was asked how on earth he managed to drill his penis,mr southern said he was changing a drill bit when the drill slipped through his hand and ended up wrapped around his jogger pants and penis,but later on after approaching witnesses they said this isnt the first time theyve caught mr southern inflicting sexual acts with work tools,one witness sais they once saw mr southern trying to attach a piece of string from his foreskin to his eyelids so when he winked he wanked and when he wanked he winked

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