Stuart Guthrie AKA Gullible Bastard Father's baby cub

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"I am a fat greasy wank" muttered Papa G as he wiped the pot noodle juoce from his new Sergio Tachinni tracky top.

Congratulations is in order for Father Guthrie as he becomes a dad to a baby bear cub. It has been a long time coming especially since he only just broke his VL 3 weeks ago. Although a shock you can clearly see the delight in his face that he has someone to spend they long Sunday's with watching Coronation Street Omnibus and chugging in to a pot noodle tub filled with cold meat.

Asked if he knew who the mother was. he narrowed it down to 3 possible candidates whom he had nasty drunk sex with on the same night up the Milton in his stupid mates doon stairs toilet. "It could Big Karn. Yogi Bear, or ma mates fridge, am no caring am just fuckin buzzin tae start dane the nursery run for a swatch at aw the single maws" said Stuart. We are happy for him.

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