GreenVille Gazzette - Breaking News!
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Local Authorities recently absconded a local woman who has been a person of Interest in the disappearance of really light skinned and yellow men in recent months. Sue Edingburgh aka The Yellow Mamba was spotted talking to a yellow man at a local Piggly Wiggly and seen walking with him to an awaiting van in which both disappeared. His family reported the incident to Local police when no one heard from the victim for several days. The missing person was later discovered at a local hospital complaining of being dyed Black! A biopsy was done and proved the man had been dyed a darker shade. The victim led authorities to the suspects house where they found several missing persons in a "comative state" awaiting the dye to dry. Experts are not sure if the color will return. When ask why Suspect simply said, "I aint neva like they yella azz no way" No bond has been set.
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