Desperate alcoholic caught thieving with a dildo in ASDA.
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A 27 year old Shelley brown, mother of one has been arrested for theiving Vaseline and a bottle of vodka from Asda superstore on the 29th October 2016 at 20.30pm. When approchaed by the security guard she lashed out and whacked him with a DILDO. & then tried to put a ramping rabbit up his nose and she said he has ruined her whole night. Miss Brown is now held in police custody until further questioning and is looking at a years sentence in jail.
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