Shawn Harper Arrested

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Cops were called to the residence of Shawn Harper where they found him being to fucking awesome. The state of Florida issued the warrant for his capture after they put surveillance on him and saw just how fucking awesome he really was and thought that his awesomeness was a danger to society. We were able to get a statement from Shawn before they took him away and he stated "they can put me in a cage,but they can never cage my raw awesomeness". This reporter can tell you that I had to put sunglasses on when speaking directly to Mr.Harper becuse his Fucking Awesomeness radiates off him and will Burn your eyes if you don't wear sunglasses. His fiancé Alicia was saddened by this ordeal and said she would never be able to find another man as Fucking awesome,sexy,smart,funny,handsome,with crazy stamina, and pure badassness as Shawn Harper.

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