Man captures Sasquatch baby near Hanover resivoir

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47 year old john wojciechowski of Nanticoke was archery hunting in a secluded area near Alden mountain when he stumbled upon what he thought was a black bear. Curious to get a closer look he undressed and swam across the resivoir only to come face to face with a young Sasquatch. John attempted to lure it closer with deer jerkey and marijuana he said. After a brief struggle he hog tied the Sasquatch and got dressed to carry it on his back to notify authorities. The Sasquatch was tranquilized and taken away by pa.game commission for drug testing and a rape test.

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