Flatwoods man arrested for public intoxication

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Darrel Scott Worthington of Flatwoods Kentucky was caught running up and down his field on his property in Greenup county screaming I am the pumpkin man run as fast as you can only wearing a suit of pumpkins covering his genitals,he had apparently made himelf. Authorities had to chase him til finally hitting him with a taser and being brought to the ground. Onlookers claimed as he was being teased he screamed "you can't have my pumpkin pie! "
He was lodged in Greenup County jail until bonded out later that night.

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