Local man arrested for clown killing
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Uhrichsville police were called to a scene this evening where they arrested 34 year old Justin Hanson of N water st. after brutally murdering a clown. Eye witness stated the clown was lurking in the corn field but didn't really seem threatening when Hanson stopped his vehicle ,and took after the clown. Shots were fired as they disappeared into the field. Hanson soon reappeared covered in blood where he was then arrested. The identity of the clown has not yet been released. They only statement Hanson was willing to make was atodaso. Police will continue to investigate the meaning of this statement and what drove Hanson to commit such a horrific crime.
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