Woman found on the corner of 15th and Sacramento Leeds police officers baffled
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Julie King was found on the corner of 15th and Sacramento at midnight today Sitting Stark naked On a fence post eating a mountain oyster sandwich. When officers approached her She started gyrating And shimying or rather bouncing up and down. When officers Attempted to make verbal contact with Miss King She started shouting," You f****** pigs all I ever wanted to do Was follow your footsteps. I've already gave you 30 names this week i can have a midnight snack And Try on my Halloween costume wherever and whenever I want, mooommmm tell them". By that time officers came to their senses Mrs. King had literally "got off" and got awayOfficers warn everybody if approached by a half Popsicle Crazy naked woman Please do not eat her because it could be very unsanitary and they fear could cause injury maybe even deathWe ask that you please contact the mental institution immediately. Also officers were unable to collect any evidence on the scene Unsure whether Miss King Had disposed of it or just taken it with her.
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