Essex rapper breaks into Fanta HQ and steals all the Fanta
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Chelmsford City Rapper Geo Martinez is wanted by FBI for apparently ''booking some time off'' by flying over to America until his true intentions became clear. Last Sunday evening Geo Martinez was caught on CCTV doing what seemed like an expertly executed robbery. One passer by said ''yeah he was good looking lad, looked a bit dodgy because he drove up to the entrance of Fanta HQ in an everything-proof tank with one fuck off bazooka'' Stay locked for the wanted rappers ep 'LAST NIGHT IN ESSEX' out very soon.
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