Aidas Don't Play Yourself x2
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Aidas Arbaciusaskas a.k.a F*ckboy has constantly been flirting with a random PS4 in Smyths. He was caught by a worker last Friday doing sexual intercourse with it through the USB key slot (yes his d*ck is that small). The worker confronted him and asked if he was buying it. He reply was: "No I wouldn't like to buy it, this is my way of convincing my friends that I will get a PS4 when I really won't." Aidas has a phenomenal record of 2000+ PS4s humped and is due a trail in court later today.
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