Local Young Man found out cold in wheeley bin with 13 stab wounds in the lining of his anus
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A man aged 18 was found in a pile of feces which is believed to be partly his and also part animal shit. It is believed he was having intercourse with a dog when he hut a nerve and the dog sharted everywhere. Locals refer to this man as Jordan Sinclair aka big moose and they believe a by passer has witnessed this horrible beastialty , they think the stabber was part of the rspca. Poor Jordan now can't enjoy anal sex with his partner Dario Blair as his anus is in tatters. There is also a warrant out for Jordan's father who is guilty of selling Avon.
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