FIRST REFUGEE ARRIVES IN WOODHOUSE
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Mikhail Storeyovski,11,arrived in Woodhouse Sheffield from Calais this morning.A Khazakstan international at basketball,he fled when he was persecuted through being too hairy.When questioned if his age was indeed correct,he replied"you racist bastard,you no believe?,i kill you and your chickens,ask my kids,I am being 11yrs old".He was however disappointed to be placed in Sheffield.When questioned why,he replied "I am wanting to locate in Barnsley so i am fitting in at school with hairy 11 yr old girls and boys".
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