20 Year Old Woman Wanted For Various Offenses

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Bethanny Kirk, 20, is now wanted for questioning in relation to an alleged assault which took place in the early hours of Sunday morning as well as previous offenses.

The assault supposedly happened at approximately 4am Sunday morning in a local night club named Bentley's. It is here that Kirk has been accused of attempting to remove someone's trousers and wiped her boobs across the young man'a face. This has left the poor man, who cannot be named, traumatised and according to a source we have - unable to leave his house. Lancashire Police are looking to speak to Kirk about this offence and hopefully gain a fuller story of what took place.

This is not the first time Miss. Kirk has caused problems in the small towns of Lancaster and Morecambe. Only last week she was accused of sleeping with under aged teenagers and forcing them to wear make up, telling them that it was a 'fetish' she had and there was "nothing more attractive than a man who is proud of who he is and confident enough to wear make up". This revelation only came to light when one of the teenagers parents overheard him telling a friend over the phone and took him to the police.

We, Breaking News 365 have also been asking to put out an alert for anyone who may have slept with Miss. Kirk to seek medical attention from a sexual health clinic as soon as possible as we have right to believe the 20 year old is also a carrier of multiple sexually transmitted diseases - two of which are the hated GONORRHEA and a parasite.

Free support and advice to anyone who may have been affected by Kirk's actions is available, please contact us on our website for more information.

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