POLICE HUNT FOR CHILD GROOMER
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A man known only by the name "Lozzel" is wanted for questioning by the police for seventeen different child grooming offences. His whereabouts is currently unknown and was last known to be working in a hotel in Weymouth, Dorset. He has connections in Scotland.
The suspect has a description of 5 ft 4", skinny build, brown hair and eroding teeth, and covered in shit tattoos, also gives off a funny smell, like a soggy welly boot.
Police have advised not to approach this man as he is unpredictable and dangerous. If anyone has any information on this man please call 101 and report to your local authorities.
We must stress DO NOT APPROACH THIS MAN.
Paragraph author - Danny Willet.
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