LP Resident Takes Cake for Most Illiegal Truck Mods
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Local teenager Daniel Rex, of Lower Providence township has recently taken the county record for most illegal modifications to a pickup truck. Between his bumper-wide light bar that he always has on while driving, and his 14 inch wide tires that stick out 10 inches from his fenders, he is certainly breaking the necks of those he passes.
"He's absolutely getting pulled over within a week" were the words of Adam Frascino of Lloyd Ln. "He's basically fucked" -Andrew Miller of Arcola Rd.
Nobody is exactly sure how Dan expects to pay these future tickets off but one thing is for certain, he is fucked.
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