Saggy woman spotted in Sheffield.
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Police are tonight looking for a mysterious saggy old woman believed to be the legendary Hackthorpe Witch.
She has been seen flying on her broomstick cackling loudly while shouting "Melvyn Melvyn turn the heating off and the lights your wasting my gas and electric"
She's often seen with a fag in the corner of her mouth and she has a nose that big she can stand and smoke one in the shower without getting it wet.
She answers to the name of Jane Amanda or saggy.... beware she's dangerous.
And saggy.
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