Gillian Taylor Arrested Outside Local Pub
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Gillian Taylor of Cumnock aka the notorious Spa W***e was arrested outside a non Spa Hotel at the weekend! Miss Taylor was picked up while "foo on yon cheap vino"
It's been said that the arresting officer, officer John Duffas "feared fur his life" when Taylor made a lunge at his groin area screaming "free willy - free willy" Officer Duffas was under observation at Ayr Hospital where he under went treatment to have a reversal injection on his "stiffy" Duffas stated, while grinning widely "av no hud that much fun fae I won a line at the Gala Binga in 2002" Taylor pleaded not guilty stating had she "no been foo oh the wine she's have released Orca back into the wild" The case continues.....
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