The Black Market Businessmen

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Kenny Poettery, age 20. And John Waterneck, age 52, has started an underground black market business. It's a very odd business but the sales continue to sky rocket. Some say that their deals are very disturbing and stomach wrenching, others say it's a great idea and they will be rich. In a recent interview with Mr. Poettery he had this to say about his business, " Ight man look. Me and John out here tryna do something with our lives. I got stung by an Egyptian Wasp last week and It changed my life. The lil nigga got me right on my dick. So I clapped his little ass with my 40. But anyways. We sell squirell balls, giraffe balls, shit we even stock rogaine my nigga. (lord knows my cousin Ryan EinStein needs some of that shit. But business is booming in this motherfucker. You feel me.?" John waterneck also had some choiced words for the camera as well. "Aye man. I don't know what the fuck this nigga talkin bout. He just handed me some gloves and I went with it. He told me that if I didn't help him with this then he gonna rape my pet gerbal. And I can't take no L for little snowball. Fuck all that. So yeah. I sell balls bitch. So what?"

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.