Shields man arrested on suspicion of murder

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Colin Dunn 20-year-old man is facing a charge of second-degree murder following the fatal stabbing of a 500-year-old alien on Friday night on ocean road South Shields.
He will return to Newcastle Court on Friday for a bail hearing, where the familys spaceship will await on arrival.

About 15 friends of the creature packed the courtroom to watch the arraignment and to see the accused, who was dressed in a white shirt and crocs.

Mr Dunn from South Shields in south tyneside will face atleast 11 years for his acts.

When the hearing was over, many of the victim’s friends burst into pissing there knickers.

None of them wanted to speak to the media.

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