Female Student From Glasgow Literally Takes The Biscuit

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A young female from the glasgow area currently studying in dundee has been detained after a number of phone calls were made by members of the community in the local union, she was seen to walking towards a large group of people and sat next to them with a bag of m&s creamed beans and a large cup of tea, what happened next is puzzling towards officers who have contacted local mental health authorities, as lauren scott aged 19 was seen to be inserting a mcvities variety biscuit box into her genital region on being ask by police what she was doing she replied "im a dunker not a dipper" she then went on to ask for officers help by quoting "can you help me with the custard cream", she will appear in court monday morning

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