Child sex pest saves money for slave dungeon!
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It has been reported today that a local man, who goes by the name of Matthew Martin Woods has been secretly saving money to fund his child sex dungeon, whilst disguising his efforts as a bid to travel the world for several months.
It is understood at Mr Woods of South Ockendon does plan on travelling to Thailand, where he can smuggle potentially hundreds of small orphans into the country unchallenged by local authorities.
If seen please do not approach this man, as he may be armed with darts, something he has been know to throw in any given direction without much accuracy. Police have said they are currently organising a man hunt to bring Mr Woods to justice.
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