Army Officers Crayon Addiction

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Although common practice amongst the army's recovery mechanics, Capt Paddy Hodgson cannot get over his long standing addiction to chewing on crayons. Whilst on a career course at the famous Royal Military Academy in Sandhurst, Capt Hodgson was discovered to be munching his way through bumper packs of woolworths crayons at an astonishing rate. This discovery was highlighted by a laundrete operative who said "I've not seen anything like it since Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" in reference to the inside of his underpants. Although now in therapy, Doctors worry he may relapse and his addiction may reach dangerous levels if he discovers felt tips. The MOD refused to comment.

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